About Me

I was born to a relatively normal family in quaint rural Alabama. My parents divorced when I was younger, and since I had no siblings and since I'm potentially the most awkward child on the planet, I had to develop a way to entertain myself and that's how I developed such an amazing personality! Only not really. I'm pretty much your average person...if your average person spends their time watching people and talking about punching toddlers and inanimate objects. I have a slight fear of people, they really only cause problems. So really there's nothing else you need to know, and if you do, just stalk me. It'll turn out better in my favor...I promise. Go ask my other stalkers..OH YEAH. I'm also on facebook check it out.